love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
