i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Gay?
German.
Pity.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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