if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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