i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Are we still banned from the library?
What drink are we having for lunch?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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