You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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