She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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