The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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