You surviving the open bar?
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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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