The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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