All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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