me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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