Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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