Buhtt sex?
nutella sex= disaster
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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