New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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