Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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