have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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