she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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