We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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