He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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