what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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