People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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