It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Two words: blizzard sex
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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