I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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