I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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