he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You can make out without kissing
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