Can Purell be used as lube?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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