I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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