I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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