She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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