Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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