it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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