I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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