I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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