I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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