So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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