Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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