so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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