no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
The ass gains better be worth it
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