All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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