Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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