Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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