hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I wear drunk well.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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