i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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