The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
