i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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