She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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