some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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