We named our party play list daddy issues
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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