Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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