I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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